124. U2, "Achtung Baby"

 


Well, it's definintely the most popular U2 album, I guess.  It sold like 18 million copies and is regularly listed as their best album.  It's not, Joshua Tree is, but I'm not a huge U2 fan so YMMV.  I actually don't have a ton to say about this record.  You know all the hits; it's got the ballad where Bono does his "ooooooooooooooooooo-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh" thing ("One") and the singalong rocker ("Mysterious Ways") and the moody Bono getting deep song ("Acrobat").  I guess the album's hook was the move out of their comfort zone, sound-wise, aided by the production of Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois.  Everybody loved it but now I'm kinda sick of it tbh.

I do quite like "Love Is Blindness," the album closer, but I like Jack White's cover even more.  He takes Bono's sad song and turns it into an angry song.  Absolutely one of my favorite singles of 2011.

But what I do want to talk about is this incredible rumor about Bono, which I have been thinking about almost nonstop since it was published on the blind item gossip site Crazy Days and Nights:


TL/DR: U2 was recording next door to Joy Division; Bono bullied Ian Curtis so much that it led to Curtis's famous suicide; then Bono hounded Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook trying to get them to make him the singer of New Order.  I love this rumor because (1) come on, New Order with Bono?  You have to admit that would be fucking hilarious; (2) It playes on Bono's already-existing reputation as a dick; and (3) one more time, Bono fronting New Order would be objectively ridiculous.  

Anyway, yeah, everyone loves this album.

Is this album in my personal Top 500? Nah.

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  1. GGJuly 7, 2022 at 11:14 AM

    The placement of this album on the list seems to invalidate the list as a whole.

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